Today was a surprise day. I had my ordered minion in my house. I had this feeling that this gift doesn't change anything. She already had decided about me. I didn't know her decision, but I knew that no matter if I give her this or not. "Anyway, since I bought this for her, I should give it to her," I thought to myself, and I decided to go to Walmart to buy a gift bag and a happy birthday card, too.
It took more than an hour to buy these things. I wrote a small note for her in the card, and I sent a message to her. I made up a story, and I asked her to come with me because of my heart.
She: "If you don't tell me exactly, I won't come with you."
Me: It's related to my heart. We will go to that place near where you showed me that night.
She: To do what?
Me: To test my heart!
She: OK.
She thought that I had a heartache, and I wanted to go to an emergency room. We met in the parking lot, and I drove toward a restaurant.
Me: I have lots of stress. Let's go to a restaurant first.
She: I am not hungry at all. Just go directly there.
Me: I can't. I need to eat something. What about an ice-cream?
She: I don't want anything. I had ice-cream a few minutes ago before coming here.
Me: Anyway, I gonna go to Tutti-frutti first.
She: OK, but I don't eat anything.
We went there, and I ordered a frozen yogurt, but she didn't order anything. She was very normal. She looked upset though.
Me: Why are you upset today?
She: It's nothing important.
Me: I am stressful, and you look depressed.
She: No. Don't worry. Eat your ice-cream. Let's go there soon.
Me: OK. Oh, I forgot my phone in my car. Let me bring it first.
I left her, and I came back to my car to bring her the gift that I bought for her.
Me: Heyyyyy, surprise...... Happy Birthday!!!
She: Woooooow!!!! (She got excited, but she got normal after a few seconds. It was like that she didn't want to show me any interest) How did you know my birthday?
Me: Somehow!
She: My driver's license? I knew it. Thank you.
Me: You should guess before opening the box.
She: Is it a samovar?!
Me: No! Guess again.
She: Let me see... OOOOOOOOO, A minion. (Again she got excited and tried to hide it soon) It's written here.
Me: Ah! killjoy label. I put it in a way that you couldn't see it, but you saw it.
She: OK. Let me open it.
And she opened the box.
She: OOO, it has a battery box. Does it talk?? (For the third time, she got excited, and she hide it, and I couldn't understand why)
Me: Yes. It talks.
She: What does it say?
Me: You should see it. I can't tell you.
We couldn't put the battery inside it because it needed a screwdriver that we didn't have.
Me: It seems that you didn't get happy. It's your birthday. You should smile. Let me take your picture.
She: I am always depressed on my birthday.
Me: Why?
She: Before coming here, my father sent me a message. He made me upset.
Me: What did he say?
She: Nothing. He had just wished me the best for my birthday.
Me: So?
She: I missed him.
Me: OK... It is because you are far from them.
She: So, don't you want to go to a doctor?
Me: NO! It was all because of the surprise.
She: How about your heart?
Me: It's good. I have a little pain some time, but it is not important.
I was thinking to talk to her about a relationship that I saw Henry and Natalia coming to the store. "Oh my god! What are they doing here?" I asked myself. They came to the shop, and saw us together. Henry bought an ice-cream for Natalia, and they came and sat next to us to join us.
Henry: What's happening here?!
Natalia: OOO, What is this?
Shani: This is a gift for my birthday. Today is my birthday.
Henry: Wow. I didn't know that. Happy birthday.
We went outside, and we sat there and we started to talk about various topics. I was laughing in my heart all the time we were there because of this thought: "I hadn't seen Henry and Natalia for a long time, and now I saw them after a long time ruining my plans of asking a girl for a relationship. Such awkward friends!"
Shani: It's late, and I have to go back to my lab to finish a work.
"Oh, It's over. I can't talk to her today. OK. I should do that later, or I may never can do it again. It seems that God saved me again, or it was just an accident." I thought to myself, and I said, "OK. Let's go," and we came back to the university.
When we got there, I asked, "But you don't look happy at all. If I had given this to anyone else, she would fly of happiness."
She: No. I am happy. I just can't show it.
Me: I hope. I thought that you knew it.
She: Why?
Me: Because you said you don't come with me if I don't tell you. I thought that you guessed it.
She: No. I got surprised.
Me: Really? So, what did you think that you said that?
She: I thought that you just wanted to find an excuse to take me out.
Her words really broke my heart. What does she think about me? Finding an excuse? I just wanted to be nice to her, and now she acts like that I need her. Is she that stupid?
...
Tonight she sent me a message, and she said, "you made me happy :) really really"
Kids, it was the story of how I planned something in advance, and your uncle Henry ruined it with a blink of an eye. I was happy all the night laughing at what happened today!
It took more than an hour to buy these things. I wrote a small note for her in the card, and I sent a message to her. I made up a story, and I asked her to come with me because of my heart.
She: "If you don't tell me exactly, I won't come with you."
Me: It's related to my heart. We will go to that place near where you showed me that night.
She: To do what?
Me: To test my heart!
She: OK.
She thought that I had a heartache, and I wanted to go to an emergency room. We met in the parking lot, and I drove toward a restaurant.
Me: I have lots of stress. Let's go to a restaurant first.
She: I am not hungry at all. Just go directly there.
Me: I can't. I need to eat something. What about an ice-cream?
She: I don't want anything. I had ice-cream a few minutes ago before coming here.
Me: Anyway, I gonna go to Tutti-frutti first.
She: OK, but I don't eat anything.
We went there, and I ordered a frozen yogurt, but she didn't order anything. She was very normal. She looked upset though.
Me: Why are you upset today?
She: It's nothing important.
Me: I am stressful, and you look depressed.
She: No. Don't worry. Eat your ice-cream. Let's go there soon.
Me: OK. Oh, I forgot my phone in my car. Let me bring it first.
I left her, and I came back to my car to bring her the gift that I bought for her.
Me: Heyyyyy, surprise...... Happy Birthday!!!
She: Woooooow!!!! (She got excited, but she got normal after a few seconds. It was like that she didn't want to show me any interest) How did you know my birthday?
Me: Somehow!
She: My driver's license? I knew it. Thank you.
Me: You should guess before opening the box.
She: Is it a samovar?!
Me: No! Guess again.
She: Let me see... OOOOOOOOO, A minion. (Again she got excited and tried to hide it soon) It's written here.
Me: Ah! killjoy label. I put it in a way that you couldn't see it, but you saw it.
She: OK. Let me open it.
And she opened the box.
She: OOO, it has a battery box. Does it talk?? (For the third time, she got excited, and she hide it, and I couldn't understand why)
Me: Yes. It talks.
She: What does it say?
Me: You should see it. I can't tell you.
We couldn't put the battery inside it because it needed a screwdriver that we didn't have.
Me: It seems that you didn't get happy. It's your birthday. You should smile. Let me take your picture.
She: I am always depressed on my birthday.
Me: Why?
She: Before coming here, my father sent me a message. He made me upset.
Me: What did he say?
She: Nothing. He had just wished me the best for my birthday.
Me: So?
She: I missed him.
Me: OK... It is because you are far from them.
She: So, don't you want to go to a doctor?
Me: NO! It was all because of the surprise.
She: How about your heart?
Me: It's good. I have a little pain some time, but it is not important.
I was thinking to talk to her about a relationship that I saw Henry and Natalia coming to the store. "Oh my god! What are they doing here?" I asked myself. They came to the shop, and saw us together. Henry bought an ice-cream for Natalia, and they came and sat next to us to join us.
Henry: What's happening here?!
Natalia: OOO, What is this?
Shani: This is a gift for my birthday. Today is my birthday.
Henry: Wow. I didn't know that. Happy birthday.
We went outside, and we sat there and we started to talk about various topics. I was laughing in my heart all the time we were there because of this thought: "I hadn't seen Henry and Natalia for a long time, and now I saw them after a long time ruining my plans of asking a girl for a relationship. Such awkward friends!"
Shani: It's late, and I have to go back to my lab to finish a work.
"Oh, It's over. I can't talk to her today. OK. I should do that later, or I may never can do it again. It seems that God saved me again, or it was just an accident." I thought to myself, and I said, "OK. Let's go," and we came back to the university.
When we got there, I asked, "But you don't look happy at all. If I had given this to anyone else, she would fly of happiness."
She: No. I am happy. I just can't show it.
Me: I hope. I thought that you knew it.
She: Why?
Me: Because you said you don't come with me if I don't tell you. I thought that you guessed it.
She: No. I got surprised.
Me: Really? So, what did you think that you said that?
She: I thought that you just wanted to find an excuse to take me out.
Her words really broke my heart. What does she think about me? Finding an excuse? I just wanted to be nice to her, and now she acts like that I need her. Is she that stupid?
...
Tonight she sent me a message, and she said, "you made me happy :) really really"
Kids, it was the story of how I planned something in advance, and your uncle Henry ruined it with a blink of an eye. I was happy all the night laughing at what happened today!
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