Monday, December 23, 2013

Ann has a boyfriend now

These days, I had this hope that I would see Ann after holidays and would try to be her friend again. However, today when I opened her profile, I saw that she uploaded another photo. It was a photo of Christmas lights asking "GF?"  She commented it as  "... today was pretty perfect #datenight" That boy did what's he should do.

It is over. She definitely said yes to this guy. He is so creative. He just asked her in a way that she couldn't say no. By the way, Ann expected him to be her boyfriend. It was a very sad moment for me. I couldn't sleep the whole night thinking of what's happened. I couldn't even see her before her getting a boyfriend. I couldn't let her know me. What I learn is that this is how to get an awesome girlfriend. Let her know you, and impress her by your creativity.

I am in second grade only

I talked to Reyna about Ann.

Me: "So, now tell me if she will talk to me again."
Reyna: "I don't know."
Me: "Why don't you know? You are a girl. You should know these things."
Reyna: "But I don't know. I am in second grade only."

I am just thinking how awesome is Reyna.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

How was it?

This is how she expected her boyfriend look like.



This is how I asked her out.


I watched so many YouTube videos and read so many articles

I decided to upgrade my knowledge by reading articles and watching YouTube videos. The best video series that I watched was this one: How To Be A Real Man by Jad T Jones I recommend everybody to watch this series at least once. Jad looks like my cousin. Although he couldn't help me to get Ann, it reminded me many things that I knew and I forgot.



I also read almost all articles related to dating in WikiHow website. I just wanted to know that what went wrong. These two articles were the funniest one:

How to Date a Celebrity
How to Date a Software Engineer

It kills me how creative these people are. They made specialized dating advice for different professions and different cultures and so on. In short, any problem you think that you have, there are some howto articles in this website for it.

Finally, I figured out what was the problem. These advises are only for those who are going to get a girlfriend. They ask you to ask 10-20 girls to get one. Come on, I haven't seen 10 awesome girls in my whole entire life. How can I ask 10 of them out and expect one to answer me? OK. So why their approach works? It is because when you ask 20 girls, finally, you find a girl who was disparately waiting for a boy to ask her out. They tell you "How to get A girlfriend." They never tell you "How to get THE girlfriend."

I figured out an strange rule. "You can't do anything regarding a girl unless she wants or expect you to do that." For example, you can't ask a girl out unless she wants you to do that. You can't touch a girl unless she wants you to do that. You can't be a boyfriend of a girl unless she expects you to be.

However, there is another rule that is  "Time is the main factor changing a girl's desire and willing. Time escalates a girl." If a girl doesn't want something, the only chance is to try to change her mind by letting her thinking about it by spending time with her. If I wanted to be Ann's boyfriend, I needed to spend time with her. I needed to be her friend. Let her know me, and let her think about being my girlfriend. The more time one spend with a girl, the more probable that the girl thinks about him. It is really doesn't matter who you are. You might be the worse person ever in the world. That's why there are stories of girls who fell in love with their kidnappers.

Friday, December 20, 2013

I watched Crazy Stupid Love

I watched Crazy Stupid Love today. It rented it using Google Play (3.24$). It was the first time that I rented a movie from Google. It was, however, a good experience.

This movie freaked me out more. I don't want to have such a loosely coupled family. The wife cheated on her husband. The husband cheated on her wife. A player sleeps with a girl every single night. A teenage girl wants to sleep with a father of three kids. A thirteen-years-old boy thinks about sex with another girl and calls this LOVE. Oh my god, what kind of life is that? I hope it to be only in a movie. I was thinking about all these things while I was watching it.

OK. Let's talk about the related parts of the story. The story is about a man who has a relationship problem with her wife. A womanizer sees him in a bar and decides to help him. He thinks that the man is not a real man any more because he has forgotten how to be a real man. They go together and buy so many new clothes. He helps the man to upgrade his appearance.



After that, the man sleeps with any other girl in the bar whom he wants to.



I liked one part of it.
The womanizer: "Are you Steve Jobs? Are you a multi-billionaire CEO of Apple company?"
Man: "No."
The womanizer: "So, you don't have a right to wear these shoes."



The important point here is that Steve Jobs was allowed to wear whatever he wanted to. I think that it is easier to become a new Steve Jobs instead of becoming a womanizer. I know that my friend wanted me to learn how changing style can help a man to get any girl, but I got another point.

I liked this sentence: "You are a perfect combination of sexy and cute :)" This is exactly what I should have told Ann. I decided to say it to every single girl that I see from this day forwards. It also showed me how stupid girls could be. She wanted to sleep with a womanizer just because of not getting a proposal from a guy. I hate womanizers, but I think that some girls are really deserved to be treated like that.



Another point is that I really need someone to help me to do that. I talked of this person more than a year ago in my previous blog. Angelina was supposed to be her, but she couldn't. Ann was a much better choice, but she was such a good girl whom I decided her to be more than a friend to me.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

That boy bought her a ring

I checked Ann's profile again today. I saw that she uploaded a photo of her hand with a new ring commenting "Early Christmas gift ..." and hashtag "I Love You". It was not a good news. I don't know who bought this for her, but she mentioned a name of a boy there.

This had so many sad meanings. It meant that the boy bought this for her to get her. It also meant that he can see her outside school. He also knows how to get this girl. This meant that she loved it. This meant that she loved the boy. This meant that they gonna be together even before I see her again.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

A conversation with an old friend

I had a long conversation with one of my friends today. I talked about Ann to him. I was just super confused about what happened between us. There were so many things in my mind that I needed to discuss with somebody. Ann was a kind of girl I really liked, but I don't know if she was a good choice for me. Cultural differences, religion and so many things were barriers seems to be higher now after I saw Ann.

I had a feeling similar to Tom when he saw all those animals switched (Switchin Kitten Watch from 7:00). I don't know if it was only because of Ann or it was because of seeing that girl with that Indian boy.


Me: "Do you think that I can live with someone like her?"
Alen: "Yes. Why not?"
Me: "She is much younger than me. Cultural differences..."
....

Alen: "She knows that she is very unique آس".
Me: "She is unique for herself."
Alen: "No. I mean that's the problem. She knows it very well."
Me: "Don't you see all these problems I told you?"
Alen: "She is so proud of herself. Look at her gestures in her photos."
Me: "Yes. Her photos are like a super model's photos."
Alen: "She is sociable only because she is so beautiful that attracts people."
Me: "Maybe. So what?"
Alen: "She is spoiled, I think."
Me: "I don't think so. I talked to her in person. She is not spoiled at all."
Alen: "But she is so cute (ملوس = no translation for this word!)"
...
Alen: "I think that you should change your style. Have you ever seen Crazy, Stupid Love movie?"
Me: "No."
Alen: "So, watch it. You have nothing less than others. I think that the only thing you need is to be more stylish. You have a simple style, and you like stylish girls. Watch that movie to understand what I am telling you. If you listen to me, I help you to get Ann."

....

Alen: "That awesome girl whom I talked to you is still single."
Me: "OK. Let me see her photos first."
Alen: "I give you her Facebook profile. She is like an angle. She is very gentle. She has awesome parents. You deserve someone like her. She is unique and kind like you."

I saw her profile, but I didn't like her. She was a depressed girl.

Me: "Look at her photos. She has so many cold and sad photos. You can't find a photo of her laughing. Compare her photos to Ann. You can't find any photo from Ann in which you can't see all her teeth. "

I always had this mind that my friend knows a girl that is awesome. He talked to me about her several times, but I have never seen her. We had a long conversation about the qualities a girl should have. Since he was married, he had a better understanding, but I had my own criteria.