I was walking through the department aisles that I met pretty American girl.
Me: I am Woody, what is your name?
She: I am Britney.
Me: What are you doing here?
She: I have a calculus exam at 5 pm that I need to study.
Me: Wow. Calculus is very though. Do you like it?
She: It's though, but I can pass it.
Me: Let me ask you a question.
She: OK.
Me: What is 2 + 2?
She: 4????
Me: No. It is 22.
She: How?
Me: Put two twos next to each other :)
... Long conversation talking about majors, joking about Chinese and Korean, her summer plan playing Volleyball in Europe, her surgery in the next months because of injury in play,...
Me: Can I have your Facebook?
She: Yes. Let me search you.
Me: No, I am not searchable. Let me search you.
She: OK. My name is ....
Me: Wow. Is that you? It is not similar to you. (She was very different from her pictures. She was 10 times prettier than her best photos)
She: Believe me. It's me.
Me: Is that your dog?
She: Yes. She is adorable. I adapted her when she was very young.
Me: I can't add you as a friend. I don't know why. I don't know what's wrong with Facebook today.
She: I don't know, too.
Me: I will try it later.
...
She: Where are you from?
Me: I am from Persia.
She: Wow. Persia?
Me: Yes. Do you know where is it?
She: Yes. I know. It's in Middle east.
Me: Right... Can you speak Persian?
She: No. I know a little French.
Me: OK. Let me teach you Persian. "Salaam" means hello.
She: Salaam :)
([She had a very good Persian accent.)
Me: Wooow, you have a very good Persian accent. OK. Let me teach you another Persian word. "Khoda Hafez" means "Good bye".
She: Khoda hefez.
Me: You make me laugh. You have a very great talent to learn Persian.
She: Maybe next time that I saw you, you teach me some other words. I can learn new words every time.
Me: OK. I should go. Say Khoda Hafez.
She: Khoda Hafez [Are you leaving me? How can I see you again? Is it a real good bye or you are teaching this word to me? ...]
She was very interested in me. Even though she had a calculus test, she spent at least 30 minutes to talk to me. She was a volleyball player who wanted to travel to Italy and some other European countries to play in the university team. She was laughing all the time I talked to her, and she was pretty enough to be my girlfriend. She really expected me to ask her out or do something else. I don't know why I left her very unexpectedly. I think that I didn't know what to do, or I decided not to go anything further. When I left her, she couldn't say anything. I didn't even look at her face for the last time.
Me: I am Woody, what is your name?
She: I am Britney.
Me: What are you doing here?
She: I have a calculus exam at 5 pm that I need to study.
Me: Wow. Calculus is very though. Do you like it?
She: It's though, but I can pass it.
Me: Let me ask you a question.
She: OK.
Me: What is 2 + 2?
She: 4????
Me: No. It is 22.
She: How?
Me: Put two twos next to each other :)
... Long conversation talking about majors, joking about Chinese and Korean, her summer plan playing Volleyball in Europe, her surgery in the next months because of injury in play,...
Me: Can I have your Facebook?
She: Yes. Let me search you.
Me: No, I am not searchable. Let me search you.
She: OK. My name is ....
Me: Wow. Is that you? It is not similar to you. (She was very different from her pictures. She was 10 times prettier than her best photos)
She: Believe me. It's me.
Me: Is that your dog?
She: Yes. She is adorable. I adapted her when she was very young.
Me: I can't add you as a friend. I don't know why. I don't know what's wrong with Facebook today.
She: I don't know, too.
Me: I will try it later.
...
She: Where are you from?
Me: I am from Persia.
She: Wow. Persia?
Me: Yes. Do you know where is it?
She: Yes. I know. It's in Middle east.
Me: Right... Can you speak Persian?
She: No. I know a little French.
Me: OK. Let me teach you Persian. "Salaam" means hello.
She: Salaam :)
([She had a very good Persian accent.)
Me: Wooow, you have a very good Persian accent. OK. Let me teach you another Persian word. "Khoda Hafez" means "Good bye".
She: Khoda hefez.
Me: You make me laugh. You have a very great talent to learn Persian.
She: Maybe next time that I saw you, you teach me some other words. I can learn new words every time.
Me: OK. I should go. Say Khoda Hafez.
She: Khoda Hafez [Are you leaving me? How can I see you again? Is it a real good bye or you are teaching this word to me? ...]
She was very interested in me. Even though she had a calculus test, she spent at least 30 minutes to talk to me. She was a volleyball player who wanted to travel to Italy and some other European countries to play in the university team. She was laughing all the time I talked to her, and she was pretty enough to be my girlfriend. She really expected me to ask her out or do something else. I don't know why I left her very unexpectedly. I think that I didn't know what to do, or I decided not to go anything further. When I left her, she couldn't say anything. I didn't even look at her face for the last time.
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