Noooo way

I went to Natalia's office today and talked to her.
Natalia: Where do you want to go for the summer.
Me: I will go to San Diego in August.
Natalia: That's great.
Me: Thank you. You were supposed to help me find a girlfriend. Don't you?
Natalia: Are you done with your qualifiers?
Me: Yes!
Natalia: This is summer, and I think that it is better to focus on your research. In fall, you will have more time. Isn't it?
Me: Maybe. I don't know. But you said to me you will do it for the summer.
Natalia: Oh, OK. What you are going to do this summer?
Me: I am going to do research with Prof. []
Natalia: I see. He had a good PhD student, and she is still in our university. She is a very good girl. Do you know her?
Me: No. I don't know her.
Natalia: I know her. You should see her. She is a very good person.
Me: But I haven't seen her yet.
 Didn't you find anybody here?
Me: No. No one.
Natalia: OK. I will try to find someone! What kind of girl do you like?
Me: Kind? I can show you her picture.
Natalia: Do you have her picture?!
Me: Yes. Just go to Google Images and type "t" and select the first item.
Natalia: OK. I don't know how to do that. Do it yourself and show it to me.
Me: Here it is.
Natalia: NOOOOOOO way. Not this girl. [she just got very serious when she said this]
Me: Why not?
Natalia: No. Don't even think about her. You can't do that. Let me show you. See this long list. See how many boyfriends she had.
Me: She just had a few.
Natalia: I can't help you with her. No way. She is a kisser. She kissed many boys. I don't think that you have kissed many girls.
Me: No. I didn't. In fact, no girl. But she is a good person.
Natalia: Yes. She is a very nice girl. But... So, what are you going to do? You want to go to her record and talk to her?
Me: I have no idea.
Natalia: Do you want to go there and tell her, do you marry me?
Me: I can't do that.
Natalia: So, what are you going to do? She is even taller than you.
Me: I know.
Natalia: You shouldn't find a girl like her. You should marry someone in a normal life. She is into dancing, party, drinking,... Can you live with such a girl?
Me: I don't know.
Natalia: I can find her clone for you.
Me: Clone? What do you mean by clone?
Natalia: Someone similar to her.
Me: Even in personality? I like her personality.
Natalia: Yes. She is nice girl. I can find someone similar to her. At least now I know your taste. We will talk about it later.
Me: OK. Thanks.
Natalia: I have some tasks for today.
Me: OK. So, see you. bye

I had a very strange feeling after this conversation. She just took it very seriously. Even inside me takes it seriously annd I don't know why. I came back to my office and listened to State of Grace after that.